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Norris out.

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Sep 3, 2023·edited Sep 3, 2023

Totally OT…meanwhile Kang is in Mexico for the Tigres game vs. Barcelona. She’s just gonna buy all of woso I guess? Portland about to be lapped by half the league here and it feels worse after a loss like this.

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Unless Weaver was physically in trouble that Sinclair for her sub was brutal but as bad as they wilted in the heat I don't know if it really mattered. Maybe saved her legs for the next game. Sometimes you lose.

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Hope our new owners are watching all of these shitshows…

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Top of the table and the Reign are below the line, perfect night!

(That was the worst game I’ve seen the Thorns play in 10 years and that’s not an overreaction)

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Guess they lost the joy again......

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Doesn’t even look like they’re trying for.a point. Just, totally resigned

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D’Aquila still so bad with her touch and her passing

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Izzy: Three touches, three giveaways

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Hubly... /headdesk

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Swing and a miss

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Now Betfort's cramping up. It's brutal out there.

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Sep 3, 2023·edited Sep 3, 2023

Well, at least Gotham are helping us out. Now tied with NC in the 86th. Given that NC were up 2-0 at halftime, the epic collapses are making their way around the top of the table tonight.

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Completely baffling how we can have matches that are so composed like NC and then disorganized mess like this

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Betfort regressed back to the mean this game

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Betfort again- you HAVE to keep your head down and put that on target

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I’d like to call this an “epic collapse” except the club has looked like shit from the opening whistle, rode Bixby and the woodwork and dumb luck for an hour, and finally got what was coming to them.

Comprehensive failure. Poor play (not you, Bix!), poor tactics, poor management.

Needless loss to a lesser opponent.

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SS watching this and weeping

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New coach and bench players, when?

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Porter's touch... /headdesk

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Ludicrous yellow. Complete joke.

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3-2 NC in the 77th.

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Hubly had Bixby to pass to and just kicked it out of bounds. Brain seizure.

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Bixby furious at hubly for not just playing it back there

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Morris is clearly incapable of even a hint of improvisation with his sub schedule.

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Sinclair for Weaver? Not Betfort? Holy Hell.

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Ah yes, Sinc for Weaver lmaooo

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The whole squad looks and plays like they’ve already lost. Sloppy, slow, beaten to every ball. This is a comprehensive breakdown. The club needs a come-to-jesus meeting this week.

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A point would suck, but would technically keep us top

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Why will no one shoot the damn ball? All night!

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Sep 3, 2023·edited Sep 3, 2023

No chance that’s a pen. Dunn's gotta shoot there.

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That all came about cause Kuikka played the most lazy, garbage pass of all time straight to the opposition.

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Losing to the Loovul B team, Mr. Norris

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Poor Bella. She deserves better than this.

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That will probably do it. We're just terrible in hot, damp conditions...have been all year. And no subs yet... FFS

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Well. Shit. That’s that.

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What a drag

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Going to be lucky to escape with a point unless Norris can sub some energy on to the squad.

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It would be 5-1 if not for Bella

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Not liking this Sophless stuff

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Omg

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This would be a rout but for Bixby.

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WHAT THE FUCK NATU

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Hina OG. Shit.

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OG

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This has been coming for a while. Our too-common fade-to-grey in hot, humid conditions.

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Oh wow, own goal Sugita. That sucks.

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That was coming.

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